June 1, 2021

Purple Hyacinth 96: Cordial Competition (with Fwoot and Meg)

Purple Hyacinth 96: Cordial Competition (with Fwoot and Meg)
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Get ready, y'all. Anxiety through the roof.  

We begin with March scribbling off a note and stating he has the address. Is he sus, or, as Meg says, are we just paranoid?  

Meanwhile at the factory, sandwich guy has woken up, and is wrapped in a full body embrace by Kieran. (Some of us simps wouldn't mind being in that situation.)  

Kym and Will try to contact the police station, and when the storm impedes, Kym dashes into the rain, dragging the unsuspecting Will along. Dripping wet, they stuff themselves into a Tardis, after which they are picked up by Lukas, who is babysitting a terrified would-be thief. Poor thief. He chose the wrong person's lamp to steal. We're sure the valiant Butler saved her.  

Back at the factory, Lauren and Kieran fight off several PS guards, and then share the most endearing moment together. They low five! He calls her love. We debate whether or not Kieran has feelings for Lauren at this point, conscious or unconscious, and how having only one person as your social outlet is unhealthy.  

Predictably, the lights go out. More people are approaching, and Lauren and Kieran take position. Lauren bangs the gun out of the intruder's hand, pushes them against the wall, and is about to punch them when the red emergency light flashes on (because Lauren has been lying to Kym???) and Lauren and Kym are staring each other in the face.  The drama!!!!


𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗛𝘆𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗲𝗯𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗻:


𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗦𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗺 𝗼𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻:


𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻:


𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝗦𝗰𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱:


𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝘀:



𝗔𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝘀: 𝗦𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘆, 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲, 𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗴𝗹𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲!