Season 3

Turns out we fans aren't the only ones suspecting Dakan and Tristan (ok, we cleared him) of Phantom Scythe involvement. Lisbeth, Stephan, Mr. Goatee, and Albert Einstein also do. Aaaaand in an ironic twist, Stephan is royal s...

The APD is pulling overtime shifts; Kym is working hard and Will is being oddly supportive, going so far as to make a joke! This gets the overtired Kym apoplectic, and Will drags her to the infirmary, where they share …

The patrol unit walks through a protest, and Lauren feels faint. Will notices, and wants her to take care of herself because, as he emotionally unburdens himself, he can't handle being the only one left. Lauren gives him a we...

Kieran is trapped in a nightmare, where Lauren dies and it’s all his fault. It’s happened once, and we speculate how. The rune makes an appearance and Kieran’s guilt is apparent. Another man contemplates his trauma while sitt...

We flashback to a young Mr. Young watching a young Mrs. Young (lot of youngs) lunging her way around a roller derby, cleverly and aggressively making her way to the win, a move which has Mr. Young falling in love. …

An unknown person is speaking to Messenger VII, telling them that they are taking over the operations. We wonder whether this person is working for the leader or for Apostle VII’s supporters. They leave the messenger with new...

Dallas and Dee share a bonding moment at the cafe as Dee shares the wonders of the coffee bean. At Lawson Legal, Daddy Lawson manages to put down, manipulate, and extort Eva in a matter of minutes. We discuss whether …

Kieran, with his ever impeccable fashion sense, meets with the Messenger to try to defend his lack of Lune killing. He faces down threats with jokes of his own, which may refer to his protectee as well as the beating …

In the glow of the evening light, Lauren talks with Uncle Tristan and Dakan about the night at the factory and her role as Lune. We learn that he faced a difficult choice, and Dakan is potentially sus with his …

Charles is driving Sam to work, watching her giggle as she texts. He frowns, and we see chains. His jealousy is evident. He asks how Sam is feeling, and Sam is brutally blunt... and very explicit, so much so that …

We open with Lila faithfully visiting Lucas, still unconscious in the hospital, and then move to Lauren, being taken care of by Lucy. She looks in the mirror, contemplating what she has done to her friends and family, and now...

Sam wakes up in Charles' arms and goes to take Bowser out for a walk. She wonders why she feels heavier, and we discuss the meaning of the chains dragging behind her. She spots Marshall being catcalled by some thirsty …

Will, looking haggard and tired, doesn't believe that Lauren was in a car crash. Luckily for him, the phone rings just at that moment. We switch to Lauren's home, where Kym and Will burst into Lauren's house and Kym aggressiv...

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A mysterious figure speaks to Queen Lisbeth, sharing information about a recent party affecting the Queen's treaty with Cerren. The mysterious figure turns out to be none other than our fabulous Neyra Elana Darcy, who then wo...

In which the cohosts reveal a lot of TMI. Be warned! As Sam and Charles walk home, Sam asks Charles if he really feels compelled by her father. Charles shows vulnerability and reflects on his feelings of failing Mr. Young. …

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We open with Sam and Umed gazing at a prone and very embarrassed Charles, who complains about the American health system and generally acts like a big baby. Umed takes the hint and leaves, not without some parting jibes that …

We see Lauren being treated by Kieran's PS doctor (who is NOT Dylan!) and see a flashback of Lauren throwing the bomb and Kieran grabbing her into a room. Lauren wakes up in Kieran's bed (!) with Kieran slumped over …

Lauren and Kieran struggle through the debris, headed towards the tunnel. Kieran knows how to navigate them, and they head to his apartment, struggling mightily. Miraculously, they reach it, and crash into his apartment by th...

After being rudely reminded of the blood drive, Charles is panicking in his office, willing to feign embarrassing conditions to avoid his fear. Unfortunately, his getaway is foiled by an innocent, wide eyed woman. Charles' a...

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Marshall and Monica have a talk in the park, what appears to be their first after their breakup. Marshall says he is taking care of his health, and Monica says "I told you so" without saying "I told you so." …

We open in Lauren's memory of her and Dylan as children. Lauren is upset she has damaged Dakan's gift to Tristan, and Dylan, child saint that he is, decides to comfort her by taking her to the docks. We spot …

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Season 3 is here!! The factory has just exploded. Will and Kym are devasted, and the mysterious Messenger watches them, then turns way. Tristan announces that "Lune saved us all." Hermann reports to Tristan, who is resolved t...

Sam and Charles are headed to the office, and Charles notices that Sam is tired. Sam tries to comfort him by acting sweet, but Charles does not react and is cold. Sam contrasts that with his warm behavior last night …

Charles returns from walking Bowser, and encounters Marshall. Marshall is summarily rejected by Bowser, and Charles can't help but give a little chuckle. Charles thanks Marshall for getting Eva out of the way yesterday, and M...

We open to Charles' British cottage, and him coming home, calling "Gweneth!" just as he did when he discovered his wife cheating on him. This time, however, he sees Sam at the counter, apologizing for not staying off her feet...

Charles and Sam sit on the couch comfortably with Bowser happily perched on Charles' lap. Sam decides to ask Charles about his goals. He deflects at first, but does reveal that he only focuses on the short term. He showcases …

Mr. Lawson tells Marshall that he is getting older and wants to make peace. Eva tries to convince him that their father was genuinely concerned. Marshall accepts this for now, but tells their father that he isn't the only one...

Eva accompanies Marshall to the hospital, where Marshall cracks the doctor up (not) by making a totally not overused joke. The doctor tells him that his heart is fine and he can slowly resume his normal activities. Marshall r...

Marshall and his buddies celebrate Ruminate's high score in Indigineer. Ironically, they completely misunderstand how Sam would react. All but Colin, whom they call as a Negative Nelly but hear his point. Eva comes to pick Ma...

We review Lucy's approach to the hapless delivery man and then zoom to the present, where Lucy is receiving her daily flowers, which Lucy assumes is from the same delivery man. She eyes the incoming Sam and Charles suspicious...

As Charles walks up the stairs to Sam's apartment, he reflects on last night's encounter with Eva. Turns out she gave him a taste of his own medicine, throwing his own move back at him. Which is a good thing, …

Sam is playing World of Warquest with her new pal and our favorite mystery man (person?), Dion. His Shakespearean mod costs the group their lives, and dejected, he sits and does some grinding at the pond, speaking normally. ...

Monica and Sam converse at the park after Monica's busy day. Monica asks about Sam's date, noticing her hickey. Sam is embarrassed, but Monica tells her not to worry about what other people think. Sam decides to ask for advic...

Sam is at the dog park, contemplating her recent interaction with Charles, in which, in short order, she thanked him for driving her home, noticed his hand was out of his pocket, rebuffed his offer to cancel the fencing lesso...

We begin the episode with Sam confidently saying she would talk to Charles about a work lunch, and equally confidently refusing Umed's persuasions to join his Underwatch team. She walks in on Charles having a very frustrating...

Link and Angela are playing at the gym. Dee has wisely dispatched Link away from the shop during Dallas' training. Competition is fierce until Angela plays dirty and tickles Link. Link protests that this is unfair, and Angela...

At Angela and Vikki’s home, Angela is concerned about Vikki’s health. She wants her to go to a doctor, but Vikki just wants to cleanse her energy. When Angela leaves, a drained Vikki combs back her hair, revealing a streak …

Charles drops Sam off at her apartment, and Sam is torn but honest. She asks for Charles to take the lead, but he refuses, and praises her for her progress. He takes her chin and his self control begins to …

I'm super excited to have paired up with Tiff @stargaze.cosplay and Tyler @rosiebirdtv from @bemyfriendthx for this episode! I am a HUGE fan of their podcast and always laugh my way through them, as well as enjoy their insig...

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲: This is personally one of my favorite podcast episodes and contains really hard hitting discussion of personality, relationships, and trauma. We begin with Sam dressing, nervous about Charles' reaction to her o...

We start out with the team in the World of Warcraft game. Sam is having her meditative moment, only to be interrupted by a very angry Angela, who is not pleased about poop-scavenging quests. Sam is hesitant to tell her …

Charles is swimming vigorously in a pool, trying to shake thoughts of Sam out of his mind. He is being ogled by some appreciative women. Turns out 2 hours wasn't enough. She is on his mind while driving home as …

With a sweet grin on her face, Sam watches Marshall's Ruminate play for the third time. We have a pretty obvious callout as to the Charles/Marshall choice and discuss our feelings about the ships. Marshall steps outside for ...

We begin the episode with Vikki and Marshall having their own private yoga session. Marshall has fallen asleep, and they have a heart to heart about Marshall's recent troubles. Vikki is very wise and understanding, and gives ...